Missing me? I didn't think so, but why not have a listen
to me playing with the sensational Tango 5 on
MySpace? Well, why not? Go on, do it, you'll be a better
person for it:
So this is it. My closing post. Many thanks to all of you who have
regularly read this fucking shit over the last few
years. And to those of you that have just stumbled upon it
by Googling rugby players wanking, dogging
sites in Stafford or self-fisting helpline,
well thanks to all of you as well. Thanks for your emails, stuff
you've written in my guestbook, links from your own
blogs and of course our exchange of bodily fluids,
though not always with consent. It's
been great fun, especially the fluids bit. For those of
you thinking of starting your own blog, think no more
and get typing, it's the best and cheapest fun you can
have aside from auto-erotically asphyxiating yourself
whilst listening to an INXS album. Go for it. And never
forget the advice from Spinal Tap's Viv Savage:
"Have ... a ... good time ... all
the time"
I've been Tom McKinney, this
has been my birding diary, and you've been a great
audience.
